The shopaholic’s guide to environmental conservation


The environment is dying, but the shopaholic lives.
Today, I was mulling over some thoughts about environmental conservation before my bimbo mode kicked in. *snicker*

With all these environmental concerns, people have taken to ensuring that everyone is doing their little bit in saving the environment.

Then here comes the shopaholic. This is good news for the shopaholic. I see plenty instances where the shopaholic would use environmental conservation as a reason to shop. Hehehe you know you’re a shopaholic (or in my case, a bimbo hahaha) when you come up with things like this:

1. Environmentalist says: STOP WASTING WATER.
Shopaholic interpretation: Stop washing your clothes. Just buy new ones.

2. Environmentalist says: STOP CUTTING DOWN TREES.
Shopaholic says:

3. Environmentalist says: RECYCLE.
Shopaholic says: I can sell my stuff at the flea market and use the money to buy new ones!

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