People are talking about…

Belo. No, not about that scandal. It’s about Belo and the Booty :D. A malpractice suit was apparently filed by a 40 year old woman against the Belo Medical Group over 2 botched butt augmentation procedures. Apparently the first job resulted in a larger butt cheek as compared to the other! *Eeeks!!!!*

Call me ignorant but I’ve never really heard of people who really undergo butt surgery to “better” the look of their derrière — ok maybe I don’t know anyone who’ll readily admit to it. I can’t fathom admitting to having butt implants… not that I have haha. *Subconsciously looks at her butt*… My butt’s flat but hmm… I honestly don’t think I’m willing to have butt implants to achieve that shapelier/ plumper looking behind. (I’m afraid of those “enhancement” surgical procedures). But that doesn’t mean I don’t want a nice booty. In fact, I am contemplating on purchasing this butt bra for US$29.95 😉 *Seriously, there is such a contraption available– at feelfoxy.com hahaha !!!!!**Sorry kids, this photo may be a little too “revealing”, but it’s pretty much all the skin you’ll ever see on this blog hahahaa… We like to serve clean fun here (pffft haha)*

*Giggles* Ok, no, I’m NOT really thinking about getting that butt bra. No thanks 🙂 (I’d rather use heavy duty scotch tape hahahaha… comes out cheaper hahahaha)

Anyway, if I ever wake up one day and seriously entertain the thought of having my butt “lifted”, I want to know if my concerns about the procedure are valid. Here they are:

1. If I have butt augmentation, does that mean I will no longer complain of butt cheek aches should I decide to read five chapters of that Harry Potter book while I sit on my umm… throne? 😀 I mean, does having butt implants mean my butt will actually be “cushioned” from the hard toilet seat? 😉 *muwahahahahaha*

2. Will the silicon (or hydrogel?) implants burst like a balloon if someone decides to play a nasty joke on me by pricking my behind with a needle? Oye, you never know! Kids these days can play nasty tricks on you! hahaha…

*Snicker* Ok. those are the questions of an ignoramus like me. But being the ditz that I am, I would’ve asked them anyway :). After all, they are valid questions hahaha. The doctor better not laugh or I’d thwap his/her booty with a trout for mocking me hahahaha!

On a serious note, I read that the butt augmentation procedures set the plaintiff back by Php 250,000. That’s really expensive *wolfwhistle*. If I had that kind of money, I think I’ll just buy myself a nice couch (because I haven’t bought one ever since I moved into DB’s house!!!). And with the remaining amount, I’ll just get me one of those silicon- padded panties (also available at feelfoxy.com for US$28.99 … hehehe)
and me being a baghag wannabe, that nice Louis Vuitton Sofia Coppola monogram bag– just like the one CecileVS carried to the baby shower of DaphP this afternoon 😉 Honestly– don’t you think that’s a better deal? You can take off your booty anytime, carry your bag everywhere, and sink into your couch and just lounge around when you have the time:D

P.S. Shout-outs are in order!!

CecileVS: thanks sooo much for the Marc by Marc J charm and for my new pink “diamond ring” *OhmahGawd OhmahGawd* Hahaha!! I love it! 🙂 I will take a photo of the ring during the day and will post it here 😀 it’s too cute!!

WengC: thank you very much for the super generous bagful of sweets! I wolfed down those white chocolate marshmallows after my run last night. My 50 minute run last night was rendered useless after that marshmallow binge hahahaha. Thank you once again for remembering!

x
The “nobootylicious” Mrs.T 😉