I am partied out LOL. I am officially a year older and haha, it took me 3 days to recover from a week’s worth of celebrations :). The night before my birthday, I spent it at the Mini Cooper showroom before heading over to Vyne to ring in my +1 year older (thank you so much Hyve + Vyne). And on my birthday, I spent it with my family with a nice dinner before continuing celebrations at Privé Luxury Club, thanks to Belvedere Vodka- LVMH Group. What an epic night it was!
Here are some photos from that night 🙂
Before I write any further, I just want to THANK YOU ALL for greeting me on my birthday, and to many of you who’ve sent lovely presents which I’m slowly opening (Eeps I hope there is no more cake wrapped inside a box to look like it was non-perishable lol– this happened last Christmas and I opened the gift in January to find a seriously moldy fruitcake, yum haha. My bad!).
Now, I could not resist writing about this particular gift I got from 2 of my best buddies whom I’ve grown to love like they’re my own brothers 🙂 I’ve been spending a considerable amount of time with these two because we all work out together in the same gym. And so on my birthday, these two pranksters made me a really funny music video where they rapped to J.Lo *rofl I can’t believe I am embarrassing them here– but hey deserve the attention after all the effort they put into making it haha*.
Simon made me a homemade Hungarian wine concoction which tasted like sour sangria LOL *it was not supposed to taste like that by the way*– apparently that recipe required sugar and he didn’t put any because well, he knows what sugar does to the body and he wasn’t having any of that, boo!! And Alex? Well Alex had a more difficult task. He bought me the chocolate cake and also something else which was agreed upon by Simon. This “something” basically made him sacrifice his dignity in buying it. It was, I admit, an extremely difficult thing to buy and if I were a guy, I probably would never have agreed to buy it on my own. LOL. Heck, I don’t even know if my own brothers would do it for me hahahhaa!!
You all must be wondering what it was that I got. I tell you this– it took him guts to buy it and where he bought it.
And here it is:
LOL!!! Best birthday gift ever, a padded bum underwear! You see, during the times we were working out, I’d always somehow find a way to complain about how flat my bum is. You see, I am one of those women who were gifted with a flat pancake ass (double flat haha). Now please next time you see me in person, don’t stare at my derrier haha! As an Asian woman, I can say that while most of us have been able to “defy” age because of our naturally oilier skin *ok I’m not saying I look younger than my age but seriously, having oily skin stunts the faster development of wrinkles, but boo that also means the skin is more prone to acne and yeah I have an acne farm on my chin most of the time, ack!*, we are often not endowed with bumpers and nice bottoms lol. And this is perhaps the reason why push-up bras and the like (hello breat augmentation procedures) sell so well in Asia!
And while the bumpers are taken cared of, what about the bottoms? 🙂 And this is where the gift of Simon and Alex comes in. I laughed so hard when I opened the gift. And I actually wore it that night at Privé, outside my jeans like Superman hahaha!
Or wait. Make that Batman. Because the padded butt underwear is black.
And so after having that padded bum washed, I actually ended up wearing it yesterday to see if it’s actually meant to do what it’s supposed to do.
So now, the full review of the padded butt underwear LOL *sorry it’s not a bag*! I first wore it with a pair of skinny jeans (as shown above). And I don’t know if the size was wrong for me or what (trust guys to buy women’s underwear– they got me an XS, and duhhhh I’m not an XS lol), but when I wore it I felt like I actually had 4 butt cheeks hahaha. It got to the point that even my own kids were poking my fake butt and then running after me with a tennis racket, hoping to whack my bum with it because I told them I didn’t feel anything after they poked the fake bum with the TV remote. Hahaha I locked myself in the toilet, afraid of the tennis racket. Later on they downsized it with a fly swatter 😀 *The fake butt has entertainment values for children after all haha*
I figured the double butt effect had a lot to do with the size of the padded underwear *Hmm I wonder if the store would accept an exchange for a larger size LOL*. I decided to wear it with a pair of denim shorts instead and it seems to have worked better– but umm my shorts did feel a little snug 🙂
So that was that. An unforgettable birthday with a crazy funny gift 🙂 Hope you guys enjoyed reading this post as much as I enjoyed recounting the experience! 🙂 Until the next post!!